What is it called when lesbian scientists have sex for the first time? The Double Slit Experiment

Teacher: “Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up!” *Nobody stands up* Teacher: “I’m sure there are some stupid students here!” *Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: “Ohh, Johnny, you think you’re stupid?” Little Johnny: “No, I just feel bad that you’re standing alone.”

I asked my wife if sex is a chore to her. ”Not really,” she replied. Chores make me feel satisfied afterwards.

How does a Jewish mother change a light bulb? “Oh don’t worry about me, I’ll just sit here in the dark. Your brother would change a lightbulb, he would do this for me. Your brother’s a doctor, he’s got a very nice wife. What are you doing with this art degree of yours? For this … Read more

A statistical research is being conducted on a sample of 1000 married men. The aim is to investigate the sexual habits of married couples. “OK, let’s begin.” Says the interviewer to the crowd sitting in front of him. “How many of you gentlemen have sex once a day?” A few guys raise their hands. “Good. … Read more

I said to my nephew, “Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression!?” He rolled his eyes, “Go on, then.” I growled, “No! NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” He said, “That’s Superman.” Me, “Thanks, I’ve been practicing a lot.”

A lady says to the psychiatrist, “I think I might be a nymphomaniac.” He says, “I’ll see what I can do to help you. My fee is eighty dollars an hour.” She says, “How much for all night?”

My high school girlfriend once told me I’d never see any pussy. Fast forward 15 years and now I see a giant pussy every morning when I look at myself in the mirror.