Back in the early ’90s, it was common to share pornography via fax-machine. People almost always distributed amateur photography, but this wasn’t for any reason that you might be thinking. In fact, it was entirely due to a rumor that perusing faxed copies of magazines could cause one’s semen to turn green. The rumor was … Read more
A 60-year-old millionaire married a 25-year-old model. His friends were curious how he did it and asked him about it. The millionaire told them, “I lied to her about my age”. “Oh, so you told her you were like 40?” “No, I told her I was 90.”
Three old ladies are sitting on a bench when a naked man runs by… The first old lady has a stroke, the second old lady has a stroke, but the third old lady’s arms are too short!
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None! They just use gaslighting!
He was in ecstasy with a huge grin on his face as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward, then backwards again….in and out…. …. back and forth …in and out. She could feel the sweat on her forehead and between her breasts and trickling down the small of her back, she was getting near … Read more
Only women defy the laws of physics The heavier they are, the easer it is to pick them up
Today my son came up to me and said: “Dad, i got a part in the school play. I’m playing a man who’s been married for 25 years.” Me: “Maybe next time you’ll get a speaking part…”
How do we know Steve Irwin didn’t wear sunscreen? because it blocks the harmful rays.
A woman is about to be caught with her lover… She prays to God – “please God don’t let my husband see us!” God responds – “of course, but one day you will die on the water” More than 20 years go by, and the woman is on a cruise ship when it suddenly starts … Read more
A man wakes up in a slum with no memory of how he got there. He wanders around aimlessly before he finds even one person who will talk to him. Some ratty beggar on the street turns out to be nice enough to explain where he is. “You’re in the afterlife!” he tells the man, … Read more