What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother? “Mario, dinner is ready, if you aren’t home in 5 minutes I’m gonna kill you!” “Benjamin, dinner is ready, if you aren’t home in 5 minutes I’m gonna kill myself!”.
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother? “Mario, dinner is ready, if you aren’t home in 5 minutes I’m gonna kill you!” “Benjamin, dinner is ready, if you aren’t home in 5 minutes I’m gonna kill myself!”.