A woman is about to be caught with her lover…
She prays to God – “please God don’t let my husband see us!” God responds – “of course, but one day you will die on the water” More than 20 years go by, and the woman is on a cruise ship when it suddenly starts sinking… She prays to God – “I know i am doomed, but would you really sink a full ship of innocent people for me?” God responds – “Why do you think it took me so long!? Ain’t easy to collect a ship full of you f**ckers!” Edit: on the water not one the water
