A pastor is preaching and he notices that Brother Jim has nodded off once again. The pastor has had enough and decides to teach him a lesson. The pastor quietly says “anyone who is going to Hell” and then yells “STAND UP”. Brother Jim instantly pops to his feet woken from his slumber. Jim looks around the sanctuary and realizes no one else is standing. He looks at the pastor and says “Pastor, I’m not sure what is going on but it looks like you and I are in it together”.
