Emilia John a football coach, at the end of practice, growled, “Now all of you idiots, go take a shower.!” All but one player leave. The coach confronts the one remaining player, who says, “There sure were a lot of them, weren’t there?”
(This is not a joke even though it starts like one) I have some neighbors who are very involved with the local Jewish community. I was talking with them one day about something, then asked, “Do you watch Marvelous Mrs. Maisel? Is that a little stereotypical?” The husband said, “Maybe just a bit.” Then, he … Read more
The Romans never did business with anyone in the Americas or in eastern Asia, the places where poison ivy grows. Besides, why would they import poison ivy lol. Your hypothesis doesn’t work.
a centurion walks up to the bar and shows the bartender two fingers. “five beers, coming right up,” the bartender says.
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother? “Mario, dinner is ready, if you aren’t home in 5 minutes I’m gonna kill you!” “Benjamin, dinner is ready, if you aren’t home in 5 minutes I’m gonna kill myself!”.
Why don’t Baptists have sex standing up? Because someone might think they are dancing.
What’s the difference between a dinner party and a pirate orgy? At a dinner party, you can come as you are…
What does my first car and anal sex have in common? I didn’t want it but my uncle gave it to me anyways.
A pastor is preaching and he notices that Brother Jim has nodded off once again. The pastor has had enough and decides to teach him a lesson. The pastor quietly says “anyone who is going to Hell” and then yells “STAND UP”. Brother Jim instantly pops to his feet woken from his slumber. Jim looks … Read more
Why do Canadians do it doggie style? So they can both watch the hockey game.