I’m sorry this is the dumbest joke I ever heard.
$80 an hour? For an actual psychiatrist???? What’s backwards pageantry is this. Even a “counsellor” (who may or may not have real qualifications) charge over $100 an hour. The average psychiatrist doing psychotherapy is probably more like $350 plus.
I know it’s a joke but my suspension of disbelief can only go so far.