A husband comes downstairs to find a note on the fridge
The note is from his wife. It says, “I’ve made a huge mistake. This isn’t working. I’m sorry.” Immediately, the husband runs upstairs and packs his suitcase. He drives straight to the airport and books the next flight to Vegas. On the plane, the flight attendant asks, “What brings you to Vegas?” He answers, “‘My wife left me, so I’m finally free to do what I’ve always wanted to do!” Once in Vegas, he heads straight for the casino. He gambles, drinks, orders round after round for the other patrons, and partakes of a few “ladies of the night”. Finally, after a long night of drunken debauchery, he heads back to his hotel room to pass out. Suddenly, his phone rings. It’s his wife. She says, “Where are you? Why are you out so late?” He says, “I don’t have to tell you anything, bitch!” She pauses in shock for minute. She says, “Look, there’s no need for name-calling. I already apologized for breaking the fridge. When do you think you can fix it?”
