A statistical research is being conducted on a sample of 1000 married men.
The aim is to investigate the sexual habits of married couples. “OK, let’s begin.” Says the interviewer to the crowd sitting in front of him. “How many of you gentlemen have sex once a day?” A few guys raise their hands. “Good. And how many, once a week?” A decent amount of hands are raised. “How many, once a month?” A large number of people. “How many once every three months?” Quite a few people. The questions keep going, untill finally only one question seems left. “How many of you only have sex once a year?” “ME! ME!” Screams an excited man in the last row. “I DO!” The guy sitting next to him can’t help but turn to him, in disbelief. “Buddy, you only have sex once a year and you’re this happy?” “IT’S TOMORROW!!!”
