A blind guy walks into a lesbian bar
A blind guy walks into a lesbian bar Walks into a bar But everyone’s cool about it and he’s served his drink. Then, after a few minutes he says, “Hey, bartender; wanna hear a blonde joke?” The place goes dead still. Finally the bartender says, “Look, mister, I know you’re visually challenged and all; I’m…
The lesbian couple living next door were getting it on at 2am.
The lesbian couple living next door were getting it on at 2am. So I knocked on their door and complained about the noise. I said, “Could you be a bit louder, please? I’m trying to masturbate.”
My lesbian neighbors asked me to help them conceive.
My lesbian neighbors asked me to help them conceive. But they told me I wasn’t allowed to make a “direct deposit”. Rather, I had to go to the clinic and provide a sample and yada yada. I found out the whole process is costing them about $10,000! Do you know what that means? They were…
My Lesbian neighbours Eva and Julia asked me to help them conceive a child recently.
My Lesbian neighbours Eva and Julia asked me to help them conceive a child recently. They said they wouldn’t mind if we did it the “old fashioned way” as they weren’t man haters! For six months now we’ve been trying but I just don’t have the heart to tell them I had a vasectomy last…
A lesbian named Linda went to the beach. She unrolled her….
A lesbian named Linda went to the beach. She unrolled her towel, removed her clothes, and lay down in her bikini. She looked to her left and saw an absolute knockout of a woman lying on her towel, reading a novel. Long “This woman is absolutely gorgeous,” thought Linda. “She’s the hottest woman I’ve ever…
A man is walking in the street and sees a women with the most beautiful breasts
A man is walking in the street and sees a women with the most beautiful breasts he’s ever seen. He walks up to her and asks: “If I give you 10’000$, will you let me bite your boob?” The woman, quite shocked, obviously says no. The man then asks if he can bite her breast…
A Group of guys and the waitresses had big breasts
A Group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts. Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth… The doctor comes in and informs him that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. Your son is just a head! But the father loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the…
A single mother wakes up from a coma after giving birth to twins…
A single mother wakes up from a coma after giving birth to twins… She asks the doctor “Where are my babies? I want to see my babies!” The doctor says “Not to worry, your babies are safe and at home with your brother. You had two healthy babies, one boy, and one girl, but unfortunately…
An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Ethiopian all sit in the hospital lobby as their wives are giving birth.
An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Ethiopian all sit in the hospital lobby as their wives are giving birth. After a while the doctor comes out, invites them into the nursery where 3 babies lie in cribs and says: “Congratulation! You all just became fathers! But there is one problem. Due to a nurse’s error…